2009-04-01

Bukit Selambau - All 15 Candidates Found To be Cousins

A 123 year-old voter at Ladang Getah Mengkudu, Bukit Selambau, told a press conference that all 15 candidates for the Bukit Selambau by-election are related to one another by blood.

Even more shocking, this voter with an elephant's memory revealed that all 15 are distant cousins of PM Abdullah Badawi and Opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim.


This is an April Fool's Day joke, of course.

But did you ever doubt for one moment that any one of us is not related to one another by some ancient, ancient, family tree?